progression / Destiny 2
Certificate for Impossible Appliances
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Certificate for Impossible Appliances
· progression
This appears to be a gift certificate that exists in several realities at once. Words shift and rewrite themselves before your eyes, promising gleaming appliances that never existed: "…no home would be complete without…" "…full washer/dryer combo…" "…reforms cells endlessly in the comfort of your own home…" "…rich shag carpeting…" "…keys that open endless doors between realms of madness and order…" "…easy-to-clean linoleum…" You do not think it would be wise to read any further. (This item can be safely discarded.)
- status
- Definition, not live wallet or current purchase offering
- max stack
- 999